Entertaining spam

For a quick Friday #blogjune post, I thought I’d share some of the weird spam comments that I’ve received on my blog. This one came in a couple of weeks ago:

Goat care becomes enjoyable when the person giving care and the goat enjoys each other.

That’s good to know, if I ever need to look after a goat. These next ones came in over the last couple of days.

Our planet critically should review a great deal more of your teeth, if you’re any prolific publisher.

That reminds me, I’m overdue for a visit to the dentist.

My partner and i question the amount of efforts you add to create this kind of spectacular educational internet site.

I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment (“spectacular educational internet site”), or as a criticism (“question the amounts of efforts”).

Person, I absolutely cherished scanning this publish.

I have noticed an increase in the number of spam comments which use a name in them to try and make them seem legitimate e.g. “John, great job on writing this”. This one didn’t even bother to do that.

I seem to be getting fewer and fewer entertaining spam comments. Most of them are lists of links, or random phrases cobbled together. It’s nice when I get one which makes me laugh just before I hit the “Delete permanently” button.